XPS Propaganda Newswire

BREAKING NEWS: Season 01 of XPS.Nations Starts Soon!

That’s right folks, straight from Sentinel himself. After 1 and a half YEARS, The XPS Brand is finally getting its second official server! Built from java on a customized modpack, There’s a little bit of everything for all players.

Rumor has it that the Modpack is based off of the infamous Create and Create Aeronautics mods, allowing for aerial and land vehicles to be made out of any block you want, not just what those corny other Mods have. Not only this, but these can scale from scouter drones to full-fledged Warships, destroying everything in its path. Who knows what’s going to happen next? If you have any information on this modpack, XPS Network News will pay TOP DOLLAR for your valuable input.


IN OTHER NEWS: Crazy Conspiracy Theorist goes on about how we’re all in a “New, Digital Landscape,” Gets Publically Executed

Supposedly, according to the New Order, a Conspiracy Group thought to have gone extinct with the Meka faction, apparently the “Digital Landscape” we “live” in has gone into the depths of the data wastes, which supposedly is where all digital life goes to die. One of their representatives continued on, stating how “Previous members of XPS.Factions had their souls and binary code Extracted from their very files and replaced with mere copies on a New, Digital Landscape,” Thought to have been more powerful than our previous hosting overlords.

After his 31st speech to the public about his insane, over-the-top theory that we’ve been fooled, one of the Members of the supposed “Shadow Government,” known as SentinelXPS, made a public appearance to dispel of the rumors, and the Theorist behind him. His former self was shot and stabbed to death 47 times and was quickly taken by emergency airship transit to be “fixed.” The Public has never been safer than now.


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